words in movies
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.