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Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: I know. (Laughs.)
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Joey: (laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
(He looks around and flashes her his badge and she laughs.)
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Joey: (laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Caitlin: (laughs) Great. I'll see you later!
Rachel: Noo! (Laughs) Angels.
Ross: (with his mouth full) Just a second! (he fake laughs, but turns his head and starts to break down)
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Chandler: (laughs) 4:00 A.M.
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Ross: (overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Earl: (laughs) Yeah! Right!
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Ben: (laughs) Thats a good one.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
(Ross laughs.)
(Rachel laughs.)
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Bob: (laughs) Toby!
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)