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Phoebe: (laughs) Thank you.
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Monica: Oh. (she laughs)
Rachel: Oh! (laughs) Thats fine.
Chandler: (laughs) No. No!
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Phoebe: (laughs) Okay, quit down. (they start to kiss again)
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Chandler: Gotcha! (laughs)
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
(Chandler laughs without opening his mouth.)
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Ross: (laughs) Move in with me.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, okay, at ease solider!
Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
(Rachel laughs hysterically.)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Phoebe: (laughs) All I could think of was yknow, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"
Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasnt it?
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Monica: (laughs) Thats okay.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Frank: (laughs) Not to me.
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
(She laughs.)
Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Ross: (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didnt think of that.
(Phoebe laughs.)
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Phoebe: Okay. (She laughs harder.)
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Phoebe: (laughs) Please.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
Rachel: (Laughs) Oh, me too.
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Joey: (laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)