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Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?
(She laughs.)
Rachel: Oh! (laughs) Thats fine.
Chandler: (laughs) No. No!
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Phoebe: (laughs) Okay, quit down. (they start to kiss again)
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
Chandler: Gotcha! (laughs)
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
(Chandler laughs without opening his mouth.)
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
(Rachel laughs hysterically.)
Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, okay, at ease solider!
Ross: (laughs) Move in with me.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Monica: (laughs) Thats okay.
Phoebe: (laughs) All I could think of was yknow, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasnt it?
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Phoebe: (laughs) Thank you.
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Frank: (laughs) Not to me.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Ross: (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didnt think of that.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
(Phoebe laughs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (She laughs harder.)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Phoebe: (laughs) Please.
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Rachel: (Laughs) Oh, me too.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.