words in movies
(Monica leaves)
Monica: Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey and Phoebe: (Ad-lib good-byes) (Phoebe leaves)
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Reads the leaves) Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle.
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: (embarrassed) I�m gonna go. (leaves to stairs)
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Chandler: See ya! (he leaves the apartment)
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
(She leaves.)
(Molly leaves)
PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. [leaves]
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
(The waiter leaves.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
(He leaves.)
(He leaves, and this girl grabs Joey and starts dancing really wild.)
(He leaves)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
(Matthew leaves)
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
(Ross leaves the room)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
(Zack leaves)
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
(Chandler leaves.)
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: (Yelling) Get out! (Benjamin leaves)
Joey: Whoo-hoo! (and leaves for Rachel's room)
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Joey: Damn it! (he leaves)
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Joey: Ok, ok! (He leaves)
JOEY: Ha-ha. [Scott leaves] Are all you processors dorks?
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Monica: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
(Rachel leaves.)
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
(She leaves.)
(Monica leaves.)
(Rachel leaves as well.)
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Phoebe: Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie. (Phoebe nods in agreement as he leaves.)
Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
RACHEL: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves]
Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)
Monica: Bye. (Leaves to resume her garbage removal task.)
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Monica: This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! (leaves)