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Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Joey: Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Joey: Shh. Shh. Dont try to talk, well get you up to your room, well soak your feet, youll be okay.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Rachel: Ill do it.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Ross: Ill try that.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Chandler: If I see him, Ill ask.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Brenda: Ill be back in a minute.
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Joey: Oh youll take em!
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Rachel: All right, I promise. Ill fix this. I swear. Ill-Ill-Ill-Ill talk to her.
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Ross: And itll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Joey: Ill be fun.
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Joey: All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.
Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Chandler: Ill Ill get you later!
Rachel: Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Yknow? Then shell have to come back here and live all alone.
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Rachel: Yeah, Ill be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?
Chandler: Ill be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Phoebe: Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)
Ross: Okay. Okay, Ill talk to him.
Phoebe: Dont worry, well find you someone else.
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!