words in movies
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Joey: Ill be fun.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, Ill have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, its still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, its a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Monica: Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Its gotRight(She dies.) Well, youre just a little bitch, arent you?
Joey: All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Chandler: Yeah, Ill take care of it.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Ross: Ill try that.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Chandler: If I see him, Ill ask.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Brenda: Ill be back in a minute.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!