words in movies
Chandler: Ill take her back tomorrow.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Rachel: Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, itll still be broken then.
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah. Ill be all right.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Joey: And youll be nice?
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Joey: Well just see.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.