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[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Dr. Long: Well youre only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. Itll be a while.
Dr. Long: Ill be back in an hour to check you again.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: Twenty-one hours, youre a hero.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Dr. Long: Ten centimeters, youre about to become a mom.
Dr. Long: Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5 4
Dr. Long: Okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Its the babys buttock, shes breech.
Dr. Long: Shes gonna be fine. Okay, shes in a more difficult position so youre gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
Dr. Long: Good!
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Here she is!
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Phoebe: I dont know, its such a long trip.
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Joey: Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: Well, yknow its just been so long since Ive been to Chuckie Cheese.
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
A Woman: What is taking so long?! I mean whatever!
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
Chandler: Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference? Because I could get a job any day now.
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: (groans in disgust) Wow, its really long.
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Rachel: I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.
Dr. Long: Shes fine. Shes experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.
Joey: Thats a really long time.
Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Phoebe: For how long?
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
(Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: You must be a little uncomfortable.
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Yknow? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Joey: Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
Rachel: That refrigerators dont live as long as people.
Chandler: You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?
Monica: (long pause) Ok.