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Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Dr. Long: Shes fine. Shes experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Phoebe: For how long?
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
(Dr. Long enters.)
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Dr. Long: You must be a little uncomfortable.
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
Dr. Long: Three.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Good!
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Dr. Long: Here she is!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Yknow? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Joey: Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
Chandler: You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?
Rachel: That refrigerators dont live as long as people.
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Monica: (long pause) Ok.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Joey: Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen (Phoebe returns and interrupts them.)
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Joey: What... for how long?
Chandler: Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?
Phoebe: For how long?
Monica: Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To Chandler) Look all you want, its happening!
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Phoebe: (sarcastically) Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.
Dr. Long: Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5 4