words in movies
Chandler: Yes! Im fine. In fact Ive been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
Chandler: Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I dont have a Speedo. Im gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Mr Zelner: (looks at Ross, for a long moment, confused) I meant with my son.
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
[Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.]
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Rachel: How long?
(All the friends looked shocked and confused. There is a long silence.)
(Long pause.)
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
Joey: But I-I-I cant stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. Im supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Phoebe: Joseph! (to waiter) Thou needn�t worry, they shan�t be long.
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Monica: Thats better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it except all I did was think about it.
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Ross: Long story, honey.
(Long pause... Joey looks confused.)
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
(long moment of silence)
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.
ROSS: [long pause] She's not Rachel.
Joey: All right, and over there is Bradys Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.
(Chandler hands him the cigarette, and he takes a long drag.)
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
Monica: Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
(Long pause as they both look at each other.)
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Phoebe: Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
Joey: (to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.)
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Phoebe: Theyve been quiet for a long time.
RACH: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.
(Long pause.)
Rachel: (moves the stool out of the way) Yeah! Ohh, Ive been waitin so long to get on that body!
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
Ross: You, you go long.
Rachel: Wait, how long?
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Rachel: No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
Monica: All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.
(A long football sequence follows.)
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?
Rachel: I went really long.
Rachel: Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.
Ross: Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?
PHOEBE: So how long have you known?
Rachel: Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Chandler: At least as long as I have the pants.
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
Rachel: Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an item with a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and bottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That cant be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.