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Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)
Chandler: (looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Chandler: Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
(Monica looks at him.)
Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, hes the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.
(Monica hangs up, and Rachel looks at her phone.)
Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Chandler: Hmm, lets see if it comes up this time. (He looks at his cards and shrugs.)
Chandler: (awakens) Yeah! (Looks up and does The Face.)
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
[Scene: The hallway between the bedrooms. Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors. He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right.]
Chandler: Well I was I was exactly expecting company after (He looks at his watch.) 9:15.
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Ross: uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
(Joey and Charlie enter. Ross looks at her)
Phoebe: Its Joey! (Joey turns and looks at her and she mouths I love you to him.)
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
Joey: Phonetically? (Looks confused)
Joey: So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.
Rachel: (Looks ashamed) I try...
(Everyone looks at her)
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Ross: (looks) Oh yeah! You'rehey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!
(She crawls over to Joshua and kisses the back of his knee. He feels it and looks down, Rachel pretends shes knocking a bug off his leg.)
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Phoebe: Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!
(Chandler looks dejected. Rachel picks up another gift.)
(Monica looks at him.)
(Rachel looks at him.)
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)
Chandler: No!! Okay!! Whats with the third degree?! Why dont you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)
Joey: It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!
(Monica looks shocked)
Ross: (looks back at the cake) Hey!
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Chandler: (smiles) Pull my finger(Looks at his hand)My hand is messed up.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
(Rachel looks at Ross and her agrees silently)
(Rachel looks at Emma)
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Chandler: Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?
Chandler: (Still looks confused) They loved it.
(Rachel looks very shocked)
(Rachel looks worried)
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didnt I didnt propose!
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Well, this is going well. (Chandler looks worried)
Phoebe: And it looks like she put makeup on her!
Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!
Joey: Don't worry, it's out there! (Just then a horn honks and Joey quickly looks at the road.) I think I just need lunch.
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
Ross: C'mon! This looks good!
Joey: Oh! It all looks so beautiful: the turkey, the stuffing...
(Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on the barcalounger.)
(Monica looks insulted)
Joey: (in his head) 2,000 bucks is a lot of money. Oh, I wish I had a twin. Where could I find someone who looks exactly like me? (The camera widens its shot to reveal a room full of Joey look-a-likes. Joey looks at the guy next to him and then back at his script.)
(Joey looks satisfied)
Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?
Phoebe: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.
(Camera goes to Joey. The clock is at 20 sec. The word "Legislature" appears. He looks at it blank faced and his eyes shift between Henrietta and his screen)
Joey: Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!
(Sarah looks a little disgusted)
Girl: Wow, this place looks great.
(Mike's face changes from happy to sad, and he looks at the cake, disappointed.)
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll!
(Chandler looks at the other two guys, embarrassed)
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Phoebe: (nonchalantly glancing) Hey. (Turns back around.) Wow! (Looks up.) Well done.
Chandler: (looks over at her) Sure, nice.
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
Ross: Cool! (They start kissing again and Chandler looks shocked)
Ross: (looks disappointed in himself) Man... I... I'm sorry.
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)