words in movies
Phoebe: Its mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
Monica: Oh, I love museums!
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Ross: And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Chandler: Aww, I love you so
Chandler: I cant take the big white dog! You love it!
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Rachel: Ohh, I would love too.
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Emily: I love both of you!
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Rachel: Aw, I love that.
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Chandler: Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Rachel: I love it at Joeys!
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Ross: No-no, thats-thats not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!
Monica: Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)
Rachel: Were gonna find love!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Monica: I love you!
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Chandler: I love you so much.
Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
Rachel: No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Mike: The woman I love... (he walks to Phoebe) I love you... Which is probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully boring I've ever met in my life...
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
Rachel: Id love to!
Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
Monica: I love you. (They hug and kiss.)
Ross: Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I dont even like!
Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but Im afr Its too huge.
Phoebe: I love it!!
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.
Phoebe: Ohh!! Ohh!! And I love you!
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Rachel: Oh, I would love to!
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Chandler: But I love swing music!
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Monica: As much as they love you?
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Joey: Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Phoebe: Yay! I love drunk Monica!
Morse: Im in love with you.
Rachel: Oh! I would love to read a poem.
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Ross: Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.
Lewis: Because Im in love with you.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Ross: Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.