words in movies
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: I’m just mad at my agent.
Phoebe: I’m guessing she does.
Joey: Well (taking his cell phone out of a pocket) I’m wanna hear it, because she keeps doing this.
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Joey: No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it.
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Rachel: No, I’m still going.
Lady: Oh, sure. I’m showing it to someone else right now, but please, look around.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Jim: It aint no thing, Im wild too.
Phoebe: Oh okay, well Im a masseuse, and I used to work at this place
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
The Woman: Im Megan Bailey.
Will: 150 pounds. Yeah, Im gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Joey: Oh, ahh, go to the window. Im wanna run down to the truck and show you something.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Ross: Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?
Phoebe: No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Parker: Im sorry thats who I am. Im a positive person.
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. Thats me!! Im blank!!
Passenger: (Frustrated he takes his headphones off.) Oh, oh oh!! Im sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person.
Phoebe: Im gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Nothing, Im just practicing blowing you off because Im gonna be a big movie star!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im justIm Im just not ready for a relationship right now.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry.
Chandler: Look, I appreciate it, but uh, its a little creepy. Yknow? Im not a bachelor anymore.
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Phoebe: Im so glad you could make it.
Joey: No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebes our friend! Well, Im not gonna watch it!
Ross: Its okay, Im ready.
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Chandler: Look, Im not saying that you should magically forgive me! But youre not perfect! Youve made some errors in judgment too!
Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
Ross: Im-Im sure thats not true.
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Ross: Im telling you.
Monica: Yeah? Im proud of me too.
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Monica: Im so humiliated!
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Ross: Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.
Rachel: Im serious.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! Im sorry, one more thing!
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Ross: Well, Im not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).
Joey: (on cell phone) Im sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
The Director: (returning) Okay, Im afraid to say this, but lets pick it up where we left off.
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Chandler: Im going to need a bigger boat.
Phoebe: Because Im going to kill him
Monica: Joey! Im so proud of you!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Monica: Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Joey: No, Im gonna!! Thats right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, youre doing the same thing!
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna pass. Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Rachel: But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.
Chandler: Im sorry, did you say cheese?
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Monica: So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? Im just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Monica: Im actually with her on this one.
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Ross: I chose those, Im a paleontologist.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Ross: This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.
Ross: Im getting that baby out of you!
Ross: So apparently Im available for lunch.
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Rachel: Hey! Those are all the things Im responsible for!
Ross: Oh uh, Im sorry. (Runs out.)
Phoebe: I know. Its just yknow usually when youre, when youre done with the pregnant thing, yknow, then you get to do the mom thing. Im gonna be yknow, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila.
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Ross: Im understanding, but lets not get carried away.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Cliff: Im 33.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Joey: Oh thats terrible. Im-Im really sorry.