words in movies
Janice: Oh well, Im divorced.
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Joey: Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. (They all look around and then back at Joey.) Im tellin ya!
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Chandler: Oh, Im packing. Yknow Im-Im packing cause Im moving to Yemen tomorrow.
Chandler: Im only going to pretend Im moving to Yemen, its the only way I can get rid off her.
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Ross: Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!
Rachel: (starts laughing, Ross stares at her) Im sorry. Im sorry. Youre right, you are a tough guy. Youre the toughest palaeontologist I know.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Ross: Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Ross: Im gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! (Squeals like a madman.)
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Ross: Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody noseI mean I-Im not proud of it but, I really am. And its all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Phoebe: See? Im doing it. I am totally doing it. (Suddenly it stops working.) I lost it.
Dana: Ohh, Im sorry.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: I messed up. Okay? Im sorry, I really messed up.
Phoebe: Shhhhhh! Im swamped right now.
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Paul: Im already here.
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Monica: Yeah! Thats why Im sleeping with him on the side.
Phoebe: Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, Im uh, Im Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)
Joey: Hey! So Im back.
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Megan: Oh Im not, I just like to try these on.
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Rachel: Hi. Im back.
Joey: Awww, one of my students got an audition. Im so proud.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Rachel: Oh my God, Im so sorry.
All: Yeah! Yeah, sort of. Im sorry.
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Kristen: Im moving in.
Paul: Im Irish.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Phoebe: Im just helping the kids!
Joey: Im Joey. (They shake hands.)
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: (interrupting) Im not asking!
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Richard: Actually, Im not here to complement the chef.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Phoebe: Totally. Im like 90/10.
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Joey: Great! Im finally getting into this sailing stuff.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Chandler: (getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Op, op, Im convinced!
Joey: Im gonna be on two TV shows!
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Joey: Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.
Chandler: What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.