words in movies
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Im, Im paddling away!
Chandler: Oh, come on! Its not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually Im pretty much just in there by myself.
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks Im good.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Ross: Im telling you its totally unconstituional.
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Chandler: Im getting dressed.
Joanna: (on speaker phone) Im really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Joey: Im out.
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Monica: Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Chandler: Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Rachel: I know. Im sorry.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Rachel: Yeah, Im good.
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Chandler: Joey! (Pause as they all stare at him.) No way. Im not answering that.
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
Phoebe: Dont worry about me, Im a robot! Im just a machine!!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Dana: Ohh, Im sorry.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: I messed up. Okay? Im sorry, I really messed up.
Phoebe: Shhhhhh! Im swamped right now.
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Paul: Im already here.
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Monica: Yeah! Thats why Im sleeping with him on the side.
Phoebe: Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, Im uh, Im Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)
Joey: Hey! So Im back.
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Megan: Oh Im not, I just like to try these on.
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Rachel: Hi. Im back.
Joey: Awww, one of my students got an audition. Im so proud.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Rachel: Oh my God, Im so sorry.
All: Yeah! Yeah, sort of. Im sorry.
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Kristen: Im moving in.
Paul: Im Irish.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Phoebe: Im just helping the kids!
Joey: Im Joey. (They shake hands.)
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: (interrupting) Im not asking!
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Richard: Actually, Im not here to complement the chef.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Phoebe: Totally. Im like 90/10.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.