words in movies
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Man: (confused) What?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
(The Hombre man enters.)
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
CHANDLER: There's the man.
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
JOEY: This man is my God.
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
ROSS: OK, tip the man.
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
JOEY: With a man?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
EDDIE: What's you point man?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
ROSS: Oh man.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.