words in movies
Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.
Director: You really think this man is speaking French?
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Man: Tag Jones.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Monica: Oh man!
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Phoebe: Oh man.
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Ross: No. Sorry man.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Man: Who are you?
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Will: Its good to see you man.
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.