words in movies
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
MONICA: Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Man: (confused) What?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
(The Hombre man enters.)
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
CHANDLER: There's the man.
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
JOEY: This man is my God.
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
ROSS: OK, tip the man.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
JOEY: With a man?
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
EDDIE: What's you point man?
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
ROSS: Oh man.
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)