words in movies
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
MONICA: Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Joey: Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You're might have to take over soon.
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Ross: (To Joey) Thanks man.
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a man!
Chandler: Its a buffet man.
Rachel: (entering, singing) "Baddest man in the whole damn town."
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Phoebe: I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Chandler: Oh man!!
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Joey: Im a man.
Chandler: Yes talk to her. Be a man.
Joey: (voice cracking) Ohhhh man
Chandler: Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Another Mans Voice: Lets go Phoebe!
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
Same Mans Voice: Phoebe, come on!
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Man: Tag Jones.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Monica: Oh man!
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!