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[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Phoebe: Oh man.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Man: Who are you?
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Will: Its good to see you man.
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.
Ross: Hey, hey, man!
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Man on TV: Anything?
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Joey: Oh.. man..
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Man: Rachel!
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Ross: Always a great way to get in a mans pants.
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Thank you very much.
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Car accident.
Man: Could you press up too please?
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches.]
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Ross: Oh man.
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?