words in movies
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: (pause) Ill never get to be a best man!
Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Chandler: (banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. Ive decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Chandler: Thanks man.
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.
Ross: Hey, hey, man!
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Man on TV: Anything?
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Man: Rachel!
Joey: Oh.. man..
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Ross: Always a great way to get in a mans pants.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Thank you very much.
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Could you press up too please?
Man: Car accident.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches.]
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
(Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.)
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Ross: Oh man.
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
JOEY: Thanks man.
Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Joey: Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
(A man walks by)
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
Monica: I look like a man??
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
Joey: (very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! Thats the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?
All: Oh, so sorry man! Sorry!
Chandler: Thanks, man.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Man: (being joined by the rest of the barbershop quartet) One, two, three...
Ross: Glad I could help man.
Joey: Oh man!
Man with a bow tie: (shaking hands with Ross) I thought... it was wonderful!
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, cause my Grandma doesnt know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
Joey: Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!
Chandler: This coming from the man who couldnt split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...