words in movies
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: (pause) Ill never get to be a best man!
Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Chandler: (banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. Ive decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Chandler: Thanks man.
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Man: (confused) What?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
(The Hombre man enters.)
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
CHANDLER: There's the man.
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
JOEY: This man is my God.
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
ROSS: OK, tip the man.
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
JOEY: With a man?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
EDDIE: What's you point man?
ROSS: Oh man.
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!