words in movies
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: (pause) Ill never get to be a best man!
Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Chandler: (banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. Ive decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Joey: Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
Man: (entering) Is there a Julio here?
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Joey: Im telling you man, I saw it.
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Chandler: Look man!
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Man: Oh, well I thought that ah
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Monica: Aww, man!
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Chandler: The man is showing brain.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Chandler: Man, this is
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Chandler: Thanks man.
Tim: Oh man!!
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Chandler: Hey, man!
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!