words in movies
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
EDDIE: What's you point man?
ROSS: Oh man.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
Joey: Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Joey: Im telling you man, I saw it.
Man: (entering) Is there a Julio here?
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
Chandler: Look man!
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: Aww, man!