words in movies
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Chandler: Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16: "fat, single and ready to mingle", I was uplifted.
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Phoebe: I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Chandler: Oh man!!
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Joey: Im a man.
Chandler: Yes talk to her. Be a man.
Joey: (voice cracking) Ohhhh man
Chandler: Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
Another Mans Voice: Lets go Phoebe!
Same Mans Voice: Phoebe, come on!
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Man: Tag Jones.
Man: Hello?
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Monica: Oh man!
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Man: Sure, Id like that.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!