words in movies
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
Chandler: (gets up) (softly) Wish me luck.
Chandler: Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here.
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Chandler: So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Phoebe: (singing, drunk) My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey.
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty.
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
Chandler: You got me.
Rachel: I think he's stealing from me.
Rachel: Because he's stealing from me!
Phoebe: (entering) Hi! It's me. And soup. (to Rachel) Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.
Chandler: Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Ross: At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R rated movies.
Rachel: Hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! At least he bought me something with it! (Shows her, her ring)
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Dream Joey: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
RACHEL: Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.
Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'
Rachel: Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Phoebe: Oh, do you need a hug? You dont have to bring me anything!
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Rachel: Look, either help me or go.
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
(We see the screen where it says: "Mike will you marry me?" and then we see Phoebe and Mike on the screen. Phoebe stands up and kneels in front of Mike.)
Monica: No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Mr. Treeger:: Look come on, eh, just ah, just ah, put your arms around me, eh.
Ross: (grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Ross: please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Mr. Zelner: Here let me (He goes to wipe it off himself.)
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
Monica: Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Phoebe: Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
RACHEL: But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.
Ross: Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
ROSS: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Chandler: Listen to me!! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.)
Joey/Drake: Fine. I'll go. But let me ask you one question...
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Chandler: (who has just entered) Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! I wanna talk to him!
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and lets see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Phoebe: Oh, its already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.
Mary-Theresa: Its no big deal. Chandler was just kissin me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'
CHANDLER: Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that its better if were on the same team.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Ross: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
Doug: (turning around) Bing! You got those numbers for me?
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
Monica: Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
Sarah: Oh, no! This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
Ben: I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there. (Goes over to Doug.)
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Rachel: Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
Phoebe: She is gonna hate me.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Tim: Here, let me help. (Does so.)
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
Janice: (Startles them) There you are! Haaah, you got away from me!
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
GIRL 1: Alright, let me just get my coat.
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Chandler: Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: (Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.