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Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.
(Joey hears the bell which means his answer is correct and is surprised. The screen now says "5 to win" and "Spanish words")
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
JOEY: No, that means nothin to me.
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
CHANDLER: Joey, no means no!
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Joey: And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!
Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me.
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Ross: Nothing I do means anything, really.
Joey: Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, Ill let you have her.
CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
JOEY: Take it easy. If it means that much to you, I'll uh, I'll go find something else.
Phoebe: (To Joey) Which means she had a couple spritzers and a quick peck on the cheek.
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Joey: Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.
Phoebe: Y'know what that means?
Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Rachel: Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Chandler: Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I wont say another word tonight.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Phoebe: (Takes mike) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction) (Sung:)
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Chandler: Yeah, I know that means buddy!
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
{Transcribers Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode 616.}
Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Rachel: Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey.
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Rachel: Joey I dont think you know what behalf means.
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Chandler: That means nothing to me. (To Ross) Come on!
Ross: I think it means he freaked out and left!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Phoebe: See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)
Monica: Okay, if it means that much to you
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Joey: Thanks. That means a lot to me.
Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Chandler: Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?
Joey: Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Phoebe: OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Joey: No idea what it means.
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Monica:: what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Ross: But also knowing it means a lot.
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Jessica Ashley: (shocked) Oh my God! I won! Do you have any idea what this means?! (She rolls her eyes and throws it onto the couch.)