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[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross is checking his messages.]
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross enters and checks his messages.]
Rachel: "Im Monica, I dont get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Monica: Okay, lets start with the free messages outside the UN.
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Machine: You have three new messages.
Machine: "You have two new messages."
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
[Scene: Rosss Kitchen, Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine]
Rachel: You get your messages!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Robert: So um, is there a phone here, I can check my messages?
Answering Machine: Your messages have been erased.
Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Ross: I dont know whether hes testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, "supposedly" by accident.
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
Chandler: (looking at the answering machine) Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!
Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!