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Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Phoebe: nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa (starts crying)
Mike: its Mike Hanagen
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
[Scene: Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe.]
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Mike: Sure (looks confused) who are you?
Mike: Oh.
Mike: Ok, unless you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you?
Mike: oh it's just you have that look (shuts the front door)
Mike: what's up is Phoebe ok?
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Ross: well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Mike: but you did say it
Mike: Vicrum?
[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Ross: YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing around) quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
[Scene: Phoebe is sitting with Mike, explaining about Vicrum.]
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Mike: and you don't have to worry about glue sniffing with me. although I do smell the occasional magic marker, yeah ah anyway I just think I can make you happy.
Mike: what's wrong?
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Mike: uh huh
Mike: No. well look can I think your weird and also cool for telling me the truth and also wanna kiss you.
Mike: Definitely
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Joey: Mike.
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Joey: MIKE!!!
Mike: Yeah?
Mike: I am Mike.
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Mike: No, I didn't.
Mike: What?!
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Mike: (Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
Mike: Really?
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
(Phoebe and Mike look at him, and he goes over to the counter.)
(Monica opens the door and Mike is standing at the doorway)
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Phoebe: (returns) Okay, that was Mike.
Mike: This is nice.
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Mike: Is it?
Phoebe: (impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?
Mike: Is this cool, huh?
Mike: It's to my apartment.
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Mike: Did you uhm...
Mike: ...kiss him?
Mike: Don't point your finger at me.
Mike: Well, I might.
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
RACHEL: Phoebe's Mike?
ROSS: Oh, it's fine.� Actually, I, I invited Mike over.
MIKE: Okay.� (pause)
MIKE: Yeah.
MIKE: Bye.
(Phoebe and Mike enter.)
MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer?
RACHEL: Okay.� You too.� And I hope you score.� (to Mike) Bye.
MIKE:� So, you're a paleontologist, right?
MIKE: Ah?� (pause)� Do you have one here?
MIKE: Well, yeah.
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
MIKE: Hello?
MIKE: (In the hall, relieved) Oh.
MIKE: Wha . . .?� Go back?� To the "land where time stands still"?
MIKE: Uh, no.� I just left.
MIKE: Hey buddy.
MIKE: I can't do that!
(Mike knocks on Ross's door.� Ross opens it.)
MIKE: Um, can I come back in?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Mike is reading from a book.]
MIKE: It's true.� I did.
PHOEBE: I know.� That was fun.� (She and Mike exit.)
MIKE: (nods) uh-huh.
MIKE: Yeah.
MIKE: No.� Just his mom.
MIKE: Hey.
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]
MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.
Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Mike: Thank you.
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
Mike: No, no, to test his neck strength.
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Mike: Setting rat traps.
Mike: Hey P
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
Mike: Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: It's gonna be ok.
Mike: Sure.
(Mike kisses Phoebe)
Mike: Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Mike: Also a good gift? Underwear.
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Mike: So we're doing it?
Mike: Yeah!
Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
Mike: Yes dear.