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[The next one is from Episode 224: The One With Barry And Mindys Wedding, Joey has to kiss a guy in an audition and has been trying to find one to practice with.]
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: guineapig, Ruth Curran, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, Josh Hodge, Dan Silverstein, and Eric Aasen.
Rachel: Well, what about Mindy?
Originally written by Doty Abrams Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips
Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy.
Mindy: Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Rachel: (draws back) Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too.
Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!
Rachel: Mindy.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Rachel: Mindy, my maid of. Oh!
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Chandler: So how's Mindy?
Mindy: Will you be my maid of honour?
Mindy: Oh no.
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minot Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of...?
Mindy: That's not all.
Mindy: Oh that's so great!
Mindy: That's all!
Mindy: What do you mean?
Mindy: Hello, sweetheart.
Mindy: Okay...
Mindy: Hey, you.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Barry: (to Mindy) I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you.
Mindy: (to Rachel) You did it twice?
Mindy: Um.. we should really be sitting for this.
Barry: Oh, way, way better than Mindy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
Mindy: Yeah... I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.
Rachel: Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.
Mindy: I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said "Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel," and now I feel so stupid.
Barry: ....Mindy. Mindy, of course Mindy, it was always Mindy.
Barry: (to Mindy) Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.
Written by: Doty Abrams Produced by: Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Final check by Kim
Originally written by Chris Brown Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
MINDY: Oh my God, I'm married!
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Mindy: No me, I am so sorry...
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.
Originally written by Betsy Borns Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Mindy: Oh no, it isn't! No! I think Barry is seeing someone in the city.
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!
MINDY: ...from the syphilis.
RACHEL: Because I promised Mindy I would.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Mindy: Okay, okay... when Barry was engaged to you, he and I...kind of... had a little thing on the side.
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Barry: Oh God... (Into intercom) I'll be right there, Bernice. (to Mindy) Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be, I'll be right back.
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Originally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and guineapig.
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Phoebe: No! Barry and Mindy.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Mindy: I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor...?
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Rachel: Ohhhh!! (Mindy starts to sob.) ...What? What?
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
MINDY: I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber.
Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Scenes Taken From Episodes Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips, guineapig, Ruth Curran, Josh Hodge, and Me.
Rachel: (offers her arm to Mindy and she sniffs) Smell familiar?
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Written by: Bill Lawrence Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!