words in movies
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
JOEY: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!
Joey: Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!
Chandler: I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine, but that tape is not mine.
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Monica: Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and it bent.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Chandler: He started mine first!
Joey: What? Mine arent tinted.
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I'm still working on mine.
Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Phoebe: Ooh, Madlibs, mine! (Grabs it.)
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too.
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
RACHEL: Really? Mine too.
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
PHOEBE: Wanna see mine, wanna see mine?
JOEY: Yes! And the table is mine.
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
MONICA: Oh, I ordered mine first.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
ROSS: Mine.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Phoebe: Wait. Really?! Cause mine get me out of tickets.
Ross: That cup is mine!
Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
Joey: It does in mine!
Monica: Mine? (points to her lower lip) Right here?
Joey: Mine!
Monica: No, that's not mine.
Chandler: I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Rachel: Whatever Linus, Im opening mine.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Joey: Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.
Joey: Well, it looks like it wasnt heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)
PHOEBE: Oh. Mine does. (singing) Stephanie knows all the chords. (makes a face)
Chandler: Yes that was mine.
CHANDLER: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.
Joey: Yeah, they're mine.
Ross: Well, they're not mine!
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Joey: Mine! (He grabs it.)
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Phoebe: I got it! Mine!
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Ross: Hey, yknow if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing.
Ross: If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! Ill get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
Rachel: No! They are mine!
Joey: Yeah, its not mine.
Rachel: Well its mine too! What else you got?!
Joey: Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Joey: (overhearing them) Oh-ho, and mine!
MR. BOYLE: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine".
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)