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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[SCENE: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
[Scene: Monica's restaurant]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
Chandler: Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our (His and Monica's) anniversary.
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
(Chandler resumes staring at Monica's bra)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment]
Rachel: Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...
(Chandler and Monica's)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters...]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Ross: (looking at Monica's legs) WOW!
(Monica's mobile starts ringing. She picks it up.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Phoebe: Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
[Scene: We're back to the present. Chandler and Monica's. They're all still at the kitchen table.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
[ Scene: The freeway. Rachel is driving Monica's Porsche, while using her mobile phone. Ross is sitting next to her.]
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
Chandler: Monica's grandmother.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica are seated at the table.]
Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's new house. Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood.]
Chandler: Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
CHANDLER: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
Ross: Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(Monica holds her hands out for a hug, but instead of hugging her, Amanda hangs her purse on one of Monica's extended arms.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's future house. They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey.]
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)