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Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
[at Rachel and Monica's]
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
(Monica's pager goes off)
[at Rachel and Monica's
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
[Back in Monica's party]
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Phoebe: (picking up Monica's used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment continued... Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down.]
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.]
Chandler: We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]