words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.]
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: Im sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Monica: Theyre mine!
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Monica: Nice try; Im keeping the boots.
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey guys!
Rachel: Hi Monica!
Monica: Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Monica: The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Monica: I cant do that either! The soles are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Monica: (standing up) Ahhhhhhhh!
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Monica: Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
Monica: I cant walk. Okay? Okay? These boots were a huge mistake!
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
[Scene: The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.]
Monica: (notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Monica: Okay, Im sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Monica: Okay. (She gets off him.) God well, we gotta go back and get them!
Monica: Okay, Im never gonna wear them again. I just didnt get a chance to say goodbye.
Monica: Okay. (Climbs back on his back.) All right.
Monica: (to the boots) Bye bootsWait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!
Monica: Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?
Monica: 300 dollars?!
Chandler: Monica. (Follows her out.)
[Scene: A hallway, Monica and Dan are talking.]
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.
Monica: Well, its getting late.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Monica: What?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Why, exactly?
Monica: Yeah, it did.
Monica: I'm afraid so.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Monica: I know, it's great!
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Monica: What?!
Chandler and Monica: Okay.
Monica: Sorry.
Monica: (To Chandler) Rachel's at work.
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Monica: Hey, what's that?
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
Monica: Urghh!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Monica: What is that?
Monica: Now calm down Joey.
Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.]
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: I totally forgive you!
Monica: Wow! That guy is so rude!
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Monica: Hi, Chandler.
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
Monica: And processing.
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
(Monica and Chandler turn and stare at him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Monica: Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.
(Monica pats Joey on the shoulder.)
(She starts to play her song, but is stopped by Monica.)
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Monica: How did that happen?
Monica: Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!
Monica: Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!
Monica: Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering.
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
(Monica and Rachel enter breathless.)
Rachel: Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?
(And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.)
Monica: Larry?
Monica: Oh, Larry.
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Monica: Hmm?
Rachel: Thank you. (To Monica) Mon?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing a crossword puzzle.]
Monica: Ohh, fun!
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: (quietly) Hi!
Monica: We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Monica: You are?
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!