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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Monica: (interrupting) I love it! Its huge!! Lets open it! Open it!! (Monica rips open the paper.)
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Monica: All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)
Monica: Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is likeOh my, this is like my second favorite game!
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
Monica: No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont you go home and wait for the thank you card?
Monica: Okay. Phoebe thats it. Come on, get outout of the chair. Get out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica cant move her.) Oh come Phoebe!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms. Pac-Man.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he cant straighten his fingers.)
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Monica: You think this is clever?
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Monica: Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.
Monica: All right, look Im just gonna unplug it.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Joey: Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandlers dirty words while he looks on.]
Monica: Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Its gotRight(She dies.) Well, youre just a little bitch, arent you?
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now its Phoebes turn to erase Chandler from the board.]
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!
Monica: Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?
Monica: 300 dollars?!
Chandler: Monica. (Follows her out.)
[Scene: A hallway, Monica and Dan are talking.]
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.
Monica: Well, its getting late.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Monica: What?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Why, exactly?
Monica: Yeah, it did.
Monica: I'm afraid so.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Monica: I know, it's great!
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Monica: What?!
Chandler and Monica: Okay.
Monica: Sorry.
Monica: (To Chandler) Rachel's at work.
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Monica: Hey, what's that?
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
Monica: Urghh!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Monica: What is that?
Monica: Now calm down Joey.
Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.]
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: I totally forgive you!
Monica: Wow! That guy is so rude!
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Monica: Hi, Chandler.
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
Monica: And processing.
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
(Monica and Chandler turn and stare at him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Monica: Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.
(Monica pats Joey on the shoulder.)
(She starts to play her song, but is stopped by Monica.)
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Monica: How did that happen?
Monica: Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!
Monica: Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!
Monica: Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering.
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
(Monica and Rachel enter breathless.)
Rachel: Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?
(And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.)
Monica: Larry?
Monica: Oh, Larry.
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Monica: Hmm?
Rachel: Thank you. (To Monica) Mon?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing a crossword puzzle.]
Monica: Ohh, fun!
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: (quietly) Hi!
Monica: We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Monica: You are?
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!