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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]
MONICA and PHOEBE: Hey.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
MONICA: Well, he's my parents' best friend, he has to be there.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
ROSS: Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. [opens door] We're here.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
[Scene: The Gellers' kitchen. Monica, Mrs. Geller and one of Mrs. Geller's friends are preparing the cake.]
FRIEND: Oh. Speaking of whom, I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. [Monica sprays whipped cream all over the place]
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
MONICA: Are we still on that?
FRIEND: She's probably not even very pretty, just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. [Monica folds her arms over her breasts]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
MONICA: I'm a twinkie.
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
MONICA: Alright.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
MONICA: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
MONICA: Well, I just caught the live show.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
MONICA: Hey there.
MONICA: Nothing, I just heard something nice about you.
MRS. GELLER: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
MONICA: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
MONICA: Mom, it's OK.
MONICA: Dad, I'm the twinkie.
MONICA: Al-alright, l-look you guys, this is the best relationship I've been in. . .
MONICA: Yes, a relationship. For your information I am crazy about this man.
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
MONICA: Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see.
MONICA: No he went out to get pizza.
RACHEL: Oh really, OK. [shows Monica her tattoo]
MONICA: That's great.
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA: I know, how can you not be accross the hall anymore.
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Monica: Hi, honey.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Monica: Oh
Rachel: Monica, Im your best friend.
Monica: Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom.]
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Monica: Did you two
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Monica: Joey!!
Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Monica: (turning a light on) Who is that?!
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
(Monica opens the door.)
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebes old massage place is getting fired.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
The Woman: (after Monica gives her the candy) Thank you.
Monica: But they like it!
Monica: Maybe.
Monica: Hmm?
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there.]
Monica: How?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: (To Chandler) Thank you.
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Monica: Did you smoke?
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Monica: You've got to be smooth about it.
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: How did it go?
Monica: You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?
Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica)
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Chandler: Weirder than watching his two moms make out? (Monica nods in agreement.)
Monica: I don't know.
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket.]
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Monica: We'd be eating our soup right now.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Monica: Betrothed (Corrects him)
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Monica: Its gotta be one of a kind. Yknow like umm, yknow uh, whats that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Monica: Come on Ben.
[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]
Monica: No.
Monica: Yes, is that okay?
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: You were invited?!
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Monica: Hey.