words in movies
MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...
MONICA: Art it is.
MONICA: Joey, promise me something.
MONICA: Never call me from that phone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
MONICA: Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.
MONICA: Blow drying what, you have no hair.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
MONICA: GET OUT YOU DUFUS!!
MONICA: I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
MONICA: Shut up.
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Monica goes in the bathroom]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting between Monica and Phoebe.]
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross is on the phone.]
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
MONICA: I was.
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
MONICA: I don't have her number, butt-munch.
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
MONICA: You wanna get out of my face?
MONICA: Give me that.
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
MONICA: It's my TV.
MONICA: Bite me.
ROSS: Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
MONICA: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
MONICA: Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?
MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
MONICA: Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.
MONICA: Duh-huh!
MONICA: Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.
MONICA: Yeah. You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
MONICA: Then I won't have to kill you.
MONICA: Yeah, thanks. You know what?
MONICA: If you really want to watch that Serengetti thing, you can.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Rachel, and Monica are hanging out.]
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
MONICA: Sure.
PHOEBE: Monica.
MONICA: [sings] They won't take you to the vet.
MONICA: Joey.
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: She really left.
Monica: And?
Monica: Well, there you go.
(Chandler and Monica hug)
Monica: We can't afford that.
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Yeah, we'll be okay.
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay?
Monica: We sure are.
Monica: And a baby...
Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
Monica: Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?
Monica: Rachel, this is yours.
Monica: I know.
Monica: All right, everybody open them!
Monica: Enjoy!
Monica: Hey, let me tell them!
Monica: Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch. Monica and Joey enter.]
Monica: Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.
Chandler: (to Monica) I'm leaving you.
Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! Thats not the point.
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]
MONICA: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Monica: Who is it?
Monica: ...If-you-say-so.
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
Monica: You don't know military time?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) Its the deli again!
Joey: (out of his Monica character) Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!
Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend!
Monica: I clunked your heads together!
Monica: I KNOW!
Chandler: Hi Monica.
Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...
Monica: It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.
Chandler: (smiling at Monica) Right. (to Rachel) So how're you doing?
Monica: Ow! (Chandler slaps her on her back) Oh, that sounds nice! I am just there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!
Monica: Is that some kind of boat talk?
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Monica: What? When was this?
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Monica: Oh, crap!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously.]
Monica: (screaming) Six o'clock!
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah
Monica: Ooh... she backed out.
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Monica: Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like youve never sucked before!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.]
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Ross: I'll do it! (Monica approaches)
Monica (rolling her eyes): oh God.
Monica: What?
(Monica enters the room)
Monica: YES! (Chandler gets an "oh no!" look on his face)
Monica: Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.
Monica: Hi.
Monica: She's in her room, why?
RACHEL: Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden, it's just magically broken?
Monica: I know.
Monica: Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Monica: Bye.
Monica: (Sounds moved) Really?
Monica: What?
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Help me.
Monica: You really want me to come back?
Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.
Monica: (thinking) AFFIRMATIVE!
Phoebe: Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?
Monica: Really?
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Chandler: Oh yeah! (Monica walks outside)
Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now Im a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!
Rachel and Monica: I love you.
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)