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[Cut to inside Monica and Chandlers, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Joey, you have to talk to her!
Monica: Hey Rachel!
Chandler: I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Monica: Whats up?
Monica: We were playing a game.
Monica: Sure.
Monica: (To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?
Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Monica: Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean when theyre hungry.
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on.]
Monica: Okay, Im done. Read mine.
Monica: (stunned) I-Im the head chef. I-I cant get promoted.
Monica: You mean your pink shirt?
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Monica: Tea gives Phoebe the trots.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously.]
Monica: Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case?
Monica: Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD?
Monica: Where is the James Taylor CD?
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Monica: Hmm, I dont know. We really have to talk this through.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Monica: Yeah, like I dont know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.
Monica: Good. (To Chandler) Uh honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
Chandler: They were just giving those away at the store (off Monicas look) in exchange for money.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs.]
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Monica: Yeah? The work problem?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs.]
Chandler and Monica: What?!
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Monica: Chandler has two copies of Annie!
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Monica are walking down it.]
Monica: Thats not your regular dry cleaners.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (to Monica) What?!
Monica: (reading the sign) Whats pleh?
Monica: You just carry that around?
Monica: Dead leg!! (kicks him in the thigh.)
MONICA: You have dinosaur checks?
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Monica: Oh. (she laughs)
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
Chandler: (to Monica) Actually hes the smallest person in the world.
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
Monica: I didnt think you could keep it a secret.
Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.
Monica: Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.
Monica: I mean really, think about it.
Ross: Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.
Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
Monica: (Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.
(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Monica: What? Im just said.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Uh, yeah.
Monica: Here you go.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom.]
Chandler: Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!
Monica: Thats Bill Clinton.
Monica: Im not gonna go out with him.
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
Monica: Yknow, I never saw that.
MONICA: You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.
PHOEBE: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there.]
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: What?!
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
Monica: I dont know.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Chandler: You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
Mischa: (to Monica) So I was wondering....
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
Monica: Six? I just had it for one night. Its three.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?
Monica: Well, if we owe it? (She throws down her cleaning stuff and jumps into his arms.) Oh my When is Joey gonna be home?
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Monica: I know!!
Monica: Okay, lets start with the free messages outside the UN.
Monica: Oh, thats sounds great.
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Monica: Oh, this is so great.
(Monica enters from their bedroom with a calendar.)
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
Monica: Two.
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica and Phoebe: Oh.
Monica: Phoebe why dont you just call her? You obviously want to.
Monica: Its gonna be so great.
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
Monica: No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.
Monica: Noo! Ill stay. Hes my brother.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Monica: Sure.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Monica: Im sorry.
Monica: Its not?
Monica: What if I asked?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Monica: Really?
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Monica: Something wrong?