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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Joey: Probably Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads.]
Monica: (telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Monica: Chandler, relax its not a contest. (To Rachel) Certainly not a close one.
Monica: Okay, I think thats it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like theyre having fun dont they?
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Monica: Oh please, you just want more blue pins.
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Rachel: Im Monicas maid of honor. Okay? Dont try to blue pin me!
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters.]
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.
Monica: Oh Joey!
Monica: No she hasnt.
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
Monica: What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Monica: Hey.
Monica: The show?!
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: You just carry that around?
Monica: Between you and
Monica: A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Monica: (defeated) Oh.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: That's not possible!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Doug: Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? (Once again, with the laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Monica: (pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: Hey!
(Monica enters.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Monica: Okay!
Phoebe: Thanks Monica!
(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)
Monica: Your favorite!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Monica: Joey that is so sweet.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Monica: Dont worry about it.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Monica: Okay, in we go.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Monica: Okay!
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
MONICA: Is your tongue swelling up?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Monica: Why are so mad at him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
(He and Monica laugh)
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(She picks up a charred piece of plastic that once was the Foster puppets, and starts to break down. Monica goes over and comforts her.)
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Whats the charity?
Janine: (to Monica and Rachel) Bye.
Chandler: Well, why dont you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Monica: Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo. Ben is standing next to her.]
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Monica: I blame London.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
MONICA: Because they made me.
Monica: I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)
Kara: Nice to meet you Monica. Bing! (Slaps Chandler on his butt.)
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
Monica: Eldad, this is Rachel.
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)