words in movies
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey, what's this?
Monica: Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.
Monica: Do you wanna go hunting?
Monica: And she wants to go hunting, too!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Monica: What is the big deal?
Monica: It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Monica: (really embarrassed) OH!
Monica: Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.
Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?
Monica: I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!
Monica: Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
Monica: This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! (leaves)
Monica: So, what's your name?
Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper.]
(Monica walks in)
Monica: Hey sweetie.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh... what does that mean?
Monica: Chandler?
Monica: (weeping) Oh my God!
Monica: I'm sorry too.
Monica: (still weeping) I know.
Joey: Sure. "Monica."
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: What?
Monica: Whats going on?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Monica: Really?!
Monica: I guess.
Monica: Are you sure?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Monica: (taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
Monica: Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
Monica: Ohhh.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Uh Phoebe?
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Monica: Not really.
Phoebe: Oh, Monica, grow up!
Phoebe and Monica: (sympathetic) Ohh!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]
Monica: In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and
Monica: What is it?
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)
Monica: Mm-hmm.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Monica: Dont touch me!
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
Monica: Im-Im Monica.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Monica: Come in!
Monica: Oh, my God.
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Monica: Oh, thank God!
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Monica: I know! I know, Im so sorry for you!
Monica: I swear, if you try it, you will love it!
Monica: Its still beautiful.
Monica: Oh Rach!
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]
Monica: Hey.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Monica: Joey hes not even thinking about going after Rachel!
Monica: That is a slap in the face.
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.
Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
Monica: I know! What is this, 1985?!
Monica: Not really.
Monica: Hi!
Monica and Chandler's Apartment.
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Monica: No!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
Monica: (returning) Phoebe, good work.
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
Monica: Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!
Monica: All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk.]
Monica: Id move in tomorrow!
Monica: All right, whats going on?
Monica: Jeez! What is with you?
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Monica: Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?
Monica: Chandler, you dont believe in soul mates?
Monica: I know.
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Monica: (wary) Okay. So, which boxes are mine?