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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]
Monica: What?!
Chandler and Monica: Okay.
Monica: Sorry.
Monica: (To Chandler) Rachel's at work.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.]
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Monica: What is that?
Monica: (looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.
Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.
Monica: Now calm down Joey.
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
Rachel: Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?
Monica: Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
Monica: Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!
(Monica and Rachel enter breathless.)
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Monica: And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!
Monica: Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Monica: We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Wow! That guy is so rude!
Monica: Well you did a little bit.
Monica: I totally forgive you!
Monica: Yes!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Crematorium Chris? Sure!
Monica: Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke.]
Monica: God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
(Monica and Chandler turn and stare at him.)
(Monica pats Joey on the shoulder.)
Phoebe: Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!
Monica: Whatever you decide, whatever you do.
(She starts to play her song, but is stopped by Monica.)
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Monica: Hey, look at you! Where have you been?
Monica: How did that happen?
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Monica: Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Monica: How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
Monica: Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering.
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table. Rachel is working. Monica and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Monica: Man's got a point.
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
Monica: Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Monica: You hand-wrote it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)
MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier.
RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Monica: I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Monica: Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.]
Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Monica: Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Monica: I know! I mean its like me and your dad, thats a totally separate thing.
Monica: Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
Monica: Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Joey: Monica. Oh huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.
(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Oh thats my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) Shes fancy.
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
[Scene: Richards Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]
(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Monica: Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it.]
Monica: Lets go big bunny!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Time lapse, Monica has joined in and is calling to get out of work.]
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]
Monica: Try feeding her again.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Monica: Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Monica: Shes over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?