words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Monica: (to Ben) Whos so brave, youre so brave, yes you are, youre so brave.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
Monica: No were not.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Oh my God! Well push it in! Push it in!
Monica: Okay, were gonna need a distraction.
Monica: I got it!
Monica: The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, (high pitched) rweee!!
Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
Monica: Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
Monica: Because hell know what to do? (Rachel comes out of her room with a bear thats dressed in a rain suit.) Oh my God, youre a genius!
Monica: Give it. Give it.
(Monica takes the bear, grabs his hat, and rips off his head.)
Monica and Rachel: Oh!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear.]
Monica: It just makes more sense as an ensemble.
Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Ben: Monica.
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: Did he just say Monica bang?
Monica: Oh my God! Hes gonna rat me out!
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Monica: You okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there.]
Monica: Okay, Ben, I wont tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you dont tell about our little bonking incident.
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Ben: Monica.
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Rachel: I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
Ross: Monica did it?
(Monica runs into the kitchen from the terrace.)
Ross: Monica?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No. Why?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!! (runs into the bedroom)
Monica: (coming out of the bedroom) You jerk! You know how much I love that kid! (starts to chase Ross around the living room)
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang! (runs into one of the posts) Ow!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device.]
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: That's not possible!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Doug: Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? (Once again, with the laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Monica: (pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: Hey!
(Monica enters.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Monica: Okay!
Phoebe: Thanks Monica!
(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)
Monica: Your favorite!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Monica: Joey that is so sweet.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Monica: Dont worry about it.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Monica: Okay, in we go.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Monica: Okay!
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
MONICA: Is your tongue swelling up?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Monica: Why are so mad at him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
(He and Monica laugh)
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(She picks up a charred piece of plastic that once was the Foster puppets, and starts to break down. Monica goes over and comforts her.)
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Whats the charity?
Janine: (to Monica and Rachel) Bye.
Chandler: Well, why dont you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Monica: Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo. Ben is standing next to her.]
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Monica: I blame London.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
MONICA: Because they made me.
Monica: I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)
Kara: Nice to meet you Monica. Bing! (Slaps Chandler on his butt.)
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
Monica: Eldad, this is Rachel.
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)