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[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
Monica: (entering) Hey.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Monica: (Robin is speaking loudly again) I...
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Monica: He didnt ask me to marry him.
Monica: He wanted to tell me hes gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
Monica: I dont know exactly. Its-its sorta like wrestling.
Monica: Yeah, but without the costumes.
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?
Monica: Whats fish hooking?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is making reservations.]
Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think its okay to be that guy.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Monica: Okay, can we please go eat?
Monica: (to Chandler) Anything but stew.
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
(Monica, Ross, Chandler, and Joey exit.)
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Monica: Promise me youll be careful.
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Monica: Okay, good, cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...
Monica: How bout just a boom?
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Monica: God Ross, what is that?
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Monica: Hey! (she sits down next to him) Its me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Monica: Well, no. But...
Monica: That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!
Monica: You didnt know that already?
Monica: Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast.
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs.]
Monica: (joining them) Hey.
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
Monica: Four, please. (Ross looks at her) Im really nervous. (Ross gives her the four dogs) Thank you. (she grabs four buns, and heads back inside)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Monica: Please tell me youre stopping now.
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Monica: Then Ive gotta go. Bye. (kisses him and starts to walk out)
Monica: Yes?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Monica: Really?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]
MONICA: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
Monica: No.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Monica: Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Yes it has! I made cookies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: I loved them!
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Monica: Whos Denise?
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
MONICA: Nighty-nite.
Monica: Gimme them!
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Monica: Gimme em!
Monica: You stole them from me!
Monica: I think you look fine.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on.]
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Okay, come on, do it one more time!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Monica: Ross!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Monica: There you go!
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: And six others.
Monica: Hmhmm. (ties up)
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Monica: How are you still single?!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey.
Monica: Are you mocking me?
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: But my apartment!
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Monica: But the mess!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]
Monica: Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey!
Monica: (thinks) Okay.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.
Monica: What?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.