words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]
Monica: Hey!
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Monica: (checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)
Monica: I know.
Chandler and Monica: Okay.
[Scene: Joey's bedroom, time lapse. He's asleep and dreaming. In his dream he's doing the crossword puzzle with wait for it Monica!]
Dream Monica: Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!
Dream Monica: Okay! There's only one left, three letter word, not dog but
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: Hey.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
Monica: Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?
Monica: I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.
Joey: No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
Monica: What's with him?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
Monica: (cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
Monica: Hey Joey, sweetie, taste this. (Holds out a spoon for him.)
Monica: What is going on with you?
Joey: Well, it involved Monica.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Monica: What was the dream about?
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Monica: Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!
Monica: No!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Monica: Um-hmm.
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Chandler: Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
Monica: You become friends after?
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Monica: What about the closeness?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
Monica: Who is it?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]
MONICA: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
Monica: No.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Monica: Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Yes it has! I made cookies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: I loved them!
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Monica: Whos Denise?
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
MONICA: Nighty-nite.
Monica: Gimme them!
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Monica: Gimme em!
Monica: You stole them from me!
Monica: I think you look fine.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on.]
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Okay, come on, do it one more time!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Monica: Ross!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Monica: There you go!
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: And six others.
Monica: Hmhmm. (ties up)
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Monica: How are you still single?!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey.
Monica: Are you mocking me?
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: But my apartment!
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Monica: But the mess!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]
Monica: Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey!
Monica: (thinks) Okay.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.
Monica: What?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.