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[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.]
Monica: Hey you guys?
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Monica: You have to!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Wait! Youre supposed to wear a costume!
Monica: Oh.
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Rachel: (To Monica) Oh, you did this to him?
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Monica: No, space doody!
[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey.]
Monica: Hey Joey?
Monica: You read comic books right?
Monica: Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?
Monica: Yeah
Monica: What?! Really?!
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Monica: Oh my God, Phoebe!
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Joey: (To Monica) Here comes the temper.
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]
Monica: I cant answer that! Chandlers my husband.
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
(Monica turns around slowly.)
Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!
Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, hes the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.
Monica: Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no ones gonna fight in this apartment.
Joey: Hey Monica! (Grabs her and pulls her into the living room.) People came to see a fight, lets give em what they came for!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you dont have to do this, okay? Its the strength you have inside that means the most to me. Youre loyal, youre honest, and you have integrity! Thats the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandlers, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking.]
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh God!
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen.]
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
Monica: Chandler please!
Monica: Lets go big bunny!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]
MONICA: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
Monica: No.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Monica: Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Yes it has! I made cookies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: I loved them!
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Monica: Whos Denise?
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
MONICA: Nighty-nite.
Monica: Gimme them!
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Monica: Gimme em!
Monica: You stole them from me!
Monica: I think you look fine.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on.]
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Okay, come on, do it one more time!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Monica: Ross!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Monica: There you go!
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: And six others.
Monica: Hmhmm. (ties up)
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Monica: How are you still single?!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey.
Monica: Are you mocking me?
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: But my apartment!
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Monica: But the mess!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]
Monica: Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey!
Monica: (thinks) Okay.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.
Monica: What?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.