words in movies
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch, and Joanna the hiring committee.]
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Mr. Franklin: But we really do need to find someone up here. The work is starting to pile up. Ive got a stack of documents on my desk this high. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.)
Mr. Geller: Im afraid so.
Mr. Geller: (grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers!
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Monica: Whos Mr. Girabaldi?
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
MR. GELLER: You're the twinkie?
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
Mr. Bing: (entering) Hello all!
Monica: Hi Mr. Bing.
(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)
Mr. Geller: What?! Ive never seen one before!
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Chandler: Thats Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Mr. Geller: I thought he was with you.
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Mr. Geller: You cant ask us son, thats cheating.
(Mr. Geller turns the corner.)
Mr. Geller: of course you can kick his ass son.
(Mr. Geller dances over.)
Mr. Geller: You stole my moves. (He starts to dance like Chandler was and Chandler stops.)
Mr. Burgin: I like her. She sees smart.
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Mr. Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
MR. GELLER: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Joey: I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. (and makes a "there" nod to Ross)
Mr. Treeger: Namaste. (Bows.)
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Mr. Treeger: You said there was a gas leak in here.
Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mr. Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.
Mr. Franklin: Wow Bing! Burning the midnight oil.
Mr. Geller: Well, I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Joey: Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
Mr. Zelner: Oh I think its best that I speak first.
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
Rachel: Okay look Mr. Zelner
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Joey: You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: Hi
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
MR. GELLER: Of course not. With you it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Mr. Geller: I think I accidentally used Monicas boxes to keep the water away from the Porsche.
Mr. Geller: I just wish Nana were alive to hear Rosss toast.
Mr. Geller: What?
Mr. Geller: Come on!
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Mr. Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont think so! Arent you ovulating?
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
Mr. Geller: It is off. Right Ross? (pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache)
Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.
[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joeys hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebes Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
Rachel: Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
Joey: And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
Rachel: Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.