words in movies
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
(Mrs. Walthams phone rings and she answers it.)
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
MRS GREEN: Yes.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] In my day, divorce was not an option.
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
MRS. GELLER: Really.
Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
MRS. GELLER: Well that's wonderful. . . I
MRS. GELLER: Oh please, a relationship.