words in movies
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] In my day, divorce was not an option.
MRS. GELLER: Really.
Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.