words in movies
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
MRS. GELLER: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Mrs. Geller: Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
[Mrs. Geller and Ross both enter]
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
MRS. GREENE: ...the scotch and the cigarettes...
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Rachel: Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)
Mrs. Geller: Whats this? Blue nail polish?
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
Mrs. Burkart: All right. I'll get my bag.
MRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
Mrs. Burkart: Oh, good. Thank you.
Mrs. Burkart: (Singing) Come on along and listen to...
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
Mrs. Burkart: (Singing) ...the lullabye of...
Mrs. Green: Well then you really dont need me to live with you.
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
MRS. GELLER: Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Mrs. Lynch: I know!
MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, that's Rachel's father's drink.
Mrs. Lynch: I notice that youve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.
MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was quite tasty.
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Mrs. Geller: (stopping him) Dont get up Jack! The safety pins are about to blow.
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
MRS. GREENE: He always ridiculed my pottery classs...
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Rachel: Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mrs. Waltham: Where?
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Geller: I just hope...
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Mrs. Waltham: Who is this?
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.