words in movies
Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If youre calling before Saturday, youve reached Monica and Chandler. But if youre calling after Saturday, youve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
Mrs. Bing: Chandler!
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
Mrs. Geller: (shaking her hand) Its lovely to meet you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack!
(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)
Mrs. Bing: Charles.
Mrs. Bing: Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
(Rachel and Mrs. Geller enter.)
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Mrs. Bing: Oh look at you! So handsome!
Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish youre grandmother had lived to see this.
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
MRS GREEN: Yes.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: No.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MRS GREEN: No.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
MRS. GELLER: Really.
Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] In my day, divorce was not an option.
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
MRS. GELLER: Well that's wonderful. . . I
MRS. GELLER: Oh please, a relationship.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?