words in movies
Phoebe: Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And its against my oath as a masseuse.
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
RAHCEL: Mrs., Mrs. Gobb?
PHOEBE: Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. [Takes Mrs. Green's chin in her hand and says, in Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh, such a pretty face.
Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If youre calling before Saturday, youve reached Monica and Chandler. But if youre calling after Saturday, youve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Mrs. Geller: Oh-ho, I think its nice.
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Monica: (obviously attracted to him) Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
MRS GREEN: Yes.
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.