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Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Chandler: Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Chandler: (laughs) Oh thats great, my friend Joeys in the movie business.
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Dana: Apparently Howies editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Yknow I-I-I havent spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Phoebe: Yknow what Joey left on my pillow?
Phoebe: Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!
Rachel: Well, dont look at me! My hairs straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!
Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Lydia: Arent you in my Popular Culture class?
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Lizzie: Would you like my tin-foil hat?
Ross: (Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Ross: I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words (goes back to checking the tickets).
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Chandler: (jumps back and points at the cigarette) Oh my God!
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
Chandler: She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
GIRL 1: Alright, let me just get my coat.
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Monica: I cant be fair. Youre my boyfriend.
Phoebe: Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.
Joey: Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
PHOEBE: Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.
Ross: Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.
Rachel: (tearful) I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Rachel: (looking at her fingers) Oh my God! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.)
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Joey: Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!
Chandler: Thats weird. I dont think my boss likes me either.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
RYAN: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
Phoebe: That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Monica: A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.
Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
Joey: (slow on the uptake) Oh my God!
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.
Phoebe: No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Tim: I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriends.
Rachel: Um... my... father.
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Rachel: Yes, Ive done my studying and I really know my stuff.
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Joey: Hey thats what all my relationships are like.
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh my God, well if theyve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
Joey: Because! Cause Cause youre my baby sister!
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Rachel: Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said!
Rachel: And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?
Susan: It's my baby too.
Ross: Oh my God.
Chandler: Maybe its the sound of Ross climbing into my brain and stealing my thoughts.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Chandler: All my energy is going into not asking that question. I cant believe I screwed this up!
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Phoebe: Well, shes out of town so, theres gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.